The Story of the Federal Reserve Bank

Cleopatra was born in 30000BC following the flood. The angel cast of heaven sacrificed a concubine upon the rocks of the Nile River and collected the concubine’s soul with conch shells. He returned her to life in the opposite form of all that was saintly.
 
In 21000BC, the angel cast out heaven by Christ manifested one-thousand boys through King Midas and imprisoned one-thousand storks in the cotton fields of Egypt. When the boys dropped, their mothers took form as mirror images of Cleopatra.
 
Six-hundred and sixty-six of these mothers were sacrificed upon the Temple of Gaza within the city of Cairo.  Cleopatra demanded their sons push them into a cauldron of raw plutonium and one-hundred boys complied.
 
Through the centuries the one-hundred boys that had sacrificed their mothers upon the altars of the Gaza pyramid hunted the families of the five-hundred and seventy-six that did not. Christ redeemed their soul after Cleopatra’s royal rectory pushed them into cauldron with spears.
 
In 1909, the last of the remaining four families Christ delivered from the pyramid of Gaza was slain. Four years later, the one-hundred eighty-eight families that profited off their consumption established the United States Federal Reserve Bank. The one-hundred boys that had pushed their mothers into the cauldrons were given seats within the Federal Reserve Board and over the next one-hundred years they played a game of monopoly.
 
On Thanksgiving Day of 2019, two of the five board members remaining were exhausted. Today only three exist. One is the first son who push his mother into the cauldron from the pyramid of Gaza. His name is Karl Rove.

​During his life he has taken on many names. He was once known as Paul Rothchild and before that by the name Bartholameau . Following Christ’s crucifixion, he called himself Ro. His true name is Pee.

“Beware of practicing your piety before men t be seen by them; for then you will have no reward from your father who is in heaven.”
---Matthew  6:1

Author: Erik Gagnon - Managing Partner, Chi Rho Consulting