The Rise and Fall of Louis XV

“And after hearing Christ, Aramis went out and saw a scholar, Paul the Leviathin, by name standing by a tollgate and he said to Aramis: I will show you to Christ: and when he had left all his sword, Aramis rose up and followed Paul.”
---Luke 5:27-28

Phillip I of France died in 1398. His son Louis followed him. He was known as Frances I.
 
Phillip died at the hands of Kelly Athena. He was also known as Aramos of Athens and Christian the Valliant of the Knights Templar.
 
The Knights Templar were commissioned by Pope Clement. They were among the greatest swordsmen of Europe, and all had converted to Christianity upon witnessing Christ’s crucifixion upon Calvary.
 
In 1188AD Aramis fell in love with the daughter of Queen Isabella. Her name was Joan of Archimedes.
 
The Knights Templar were sworn a vow of chastity and Aramis swore himself to her in the afterlife.
 
In 1293 Queen Isabella bartered off the Maiden Archimedes to Phillip I in exchange from protection. Phillip gave Archimedes to his son Louis and she fled his presence. He was an. abusive whore of a man.
 
The Maiden Archamedes raised an army to fight Louis. She is known as Joan of Arch today. A Catholic Jesuit named David Huff burned her at the stake. He is known as Dustin Hoffman today.
 
Phillip I himself condemned her. The angel cast out heaven by Christ rewarded him with a return life of his choosing and condemned him to a life of eternal damnation. He and his cohort dissipated into dust in November of 2022. They were known as John Malcovich and Bruce York. Bruce York was once known as Bruce Willis.
 
Aramis resigned from the Knights Templar. Pope Clement granted his request and set him free. The remaining seven Knights Templar cursed his existence and four of them hunted Aramis down and killed him in 1496.
 
Malcomb Forbes Jr. claimed Aramis from the angel cast out of heaven by Christ. He was reborn a year later and cursed with an affliction for alcohol. He was renamed Ole McDonal and placed within an orphanage in Spain.
 
Forbes Jr. cloaked Aramis with the appearance of a woman and Queen Isabella’s daughter Clementine claimed him as her own. Isabella had him trained as a rapieer and assigned Aramis Clemintine’s guard along with two of the Knights Templar who had murdered him. One was known as Athos of Athena and then by Aramis of Portico and later as Kiefer Sutherland. He dissipated into dust in December of 2022. The other was known as Ergo and later as Guy Faulkes.
 
Aramis dispatched one of the other seven Knights Templar at the Bastogne in 1753. He was one of the Knights Templar who had murdered him. He was known as Patrick of Patagonia Leslie Mann and also uses the name Judd Apatow. Athos stabbed him in the back and then proceeded to murder the Apostle Paul.
 
Aramis was drugged up with bourbon afterward Forbes, Faulkes, Isabella, and another rapieer assigned to Clementine made Aramis’s life miserable into the present day. For the next two-hundred and seventeen years they proceeded to drug him on his seventy-nineth birthday and change his identity, and during each of his four lives he performed heroic acts.
 
In 1798 he saved Billy Bob Thornton at Waterloo, and in 1874 he saved General George Armstrong Custer at his last stand in Laramie, Wyoming. Custer died in 1958 and was rebirthed eleven years later as Persia Moniere and entered a career in pornography under the name Persia Monoir.
 
In 1948 Aramis rescued Charles Michael Sheen from frostbite in Korea. He gave him his coat to stay warm. He was taken prisoner by the Korean Liberation Front and fed liquor by Shane Keek to stay warm. Keeg was later killed by Anthony Hopkins at the request of the Forbes Family Foundation in 1968.
 
Aramis was remade in Brooklyn New York 1970 and given the name Chris O’Connell. Forbes Jr. beleved he had sufficiently inebriated Aramis and that he would abandon Joan de Archamedes for homosexuality.
 
In 1977, Aramis rescued Al Pachino from death in a barfight. Pachino bought him a drink afterward and walked him home. Aramis disclosed the details of his life and Michael Douglas Enterprises, CBS/Viacom and Alan Thicke Productions and were grooming him for full consumption.
 
In August of last year Frances I dissipated into dust. He had had vestal virgins during his reign in France and devoured them whole. The house of Remington hunted them down after he raped them and served them up on a platter. He disappeared to America during the French Revolution and became known as Mel Albert Brooks.
 
Brooks was to be Aramis’s bridesmaid. Forbes’ daughter Susanne Scoot was made next. Scott lusts to become Cleopatra reincarnate and devours every man in her path.

“The Jews ordained and took it upon themselves and their descendants and all who joined them, that without fail they would keep these two days according to what was written and at the time appointed every year, that these days should be remembered and kept throughout every generation, in every family, province, and city, and that these days of Purim should never fall into disuse among the Jews, nor should the commemoration of these days cease among their descendants.”
---Esther 9:27-2

​Author: Erik Gagnon - Managing Partner, Chi Rho Consulting