The Origins of Language

“’These things I have spoken to you so you will not be led into sin.
‘They will ban you from the churches and synagogues, yet an hour is coming for everyone who persecutes you to think that he is offering a service to God (God, Aog, Sog, Satan, and/or Lucifer).
‘These things thy will do because they have not known Christ the Father or Me.
“But these things I have spoken to you, so that when the time comes, you may remember that I told them. However, I did not say these things to you at the beginning, because I was with you.’”
---John 16:1-3

The King James Bible and its derivatives speak of the word Word being with Christ in the beginning before the light. This is a lie.

The word Word was created by Lucifer in 16444BC to coax fear-filled tribesmen into breaking Christ’s commands. Lucifer was known to the tribesmen of Africa as Suk at the time. He has taken many names over the millennia as have Satan, Lucifer, and thousands of sycophants that served the angel cast out of heaven by Christ and demanded to be deified.
 
Christen is, was, and always shall be the language of Christendom. With the exception of Seth’s progeny Christen was all but abandoned before Christ delivered the Arc of the Covenant to rest within the hills of Cappadocia. English is a close translation of Christen and the English alphabet mirrors Christen: straight and concise. That said, English has been perverted over the years with acronyms, idioms, and nonsensical words derived from other languages.

Many of the roots of English words trace to Greek and Latin and this is true in part. Latin itself traces to the angel cast out of heaven by Christ, the tree of knowledge of good and evil, and Christen. Greek was never a spoken language and many of the words cited as having Greek origins actually have Latin origins with feminine pronunciations. Others trace directly to Christen.
 
For the first four-thousand years the flood Christen was spoken throughout the earth. Noah, Noah’s wife Omen, Noah’s son Atom, and his daughter Hester were blessed. Noah begat nine sons and fourteen second sons. The earth flourished and the family prospered.
 
Five Heydonites were also aboard the Arc of the Covenant. Their names were Rodham, Songsom, Joy, Goy, and Profo. Roham was their warlord, Songsom his liv, Joy a vestal virgin Rodam had enslaved, Goy a concubine beholden to Rodarm, and Profo was Rodarm’s son.
 
The angel cast out of heaven by Christ commanded Rodarm and his brood to sneak themselves on to the Arc before the flood as an insurance policy, and when the flood began the angel cast out of heaven by Christ also stowed himself aboard the Arc. All the members of Rodham’s brood revealed themselves to Noah except for Goy after the beasts of Israel disembarked from the Arc.
 
Goy traveled to the source of the Nile River with the angel cast out of heaven by Christ and was sacrificed by the angel cast out of heaven by Christ. Midas manifested from the sacrifice and nineteen thousand years of torrent followed. Midas is known as King Neberkenezar within most modern scriptures and was once known to tribesmen of Africa as the king of All.
 
 
LATIN, ASIAN, and ARABIC
Latin grew out of Midas’ kingdom, took root in modern-day Turkey, spread to Parthage, and then made its way to Rome after David was murdered by Parthagenians in 10000BC. Latin begat the first written communications, Tribesmen used symbols to mark their territory and certain symbols became emblematic of African tribes and tribal leaders.
 
Modern day Latin took form in 28000BC after the angel cast out of heaven manifested Cleopatra out of the carnage Midas, Suk, Oxbow, and tribesmen the angel cast out of heaven by Christ birthed to amuse Oxbow created for her amusement. Billions of beasts of Israel and hundreds of sons and daughters of Noah were murdered and tortured to amuse Oxbow. Cleopatra herself created the Latin language when she was wraithed with the angel cast out of heaven by Christ.
 
Cleopatra betrothed herself to Caesar Augustus in 24000BC. Caesar was known as August at the time. August had been birthed from a primate and a child birthed from Omen’s baren womb conjured through the angel cast out of heaven by Christ by Profo. Suk consumed the child to take human form and inseminate the primate afterward. August and Cleopatra consummated their betrothal in 17000BC and Latin infested Caesar during their consummation.
 
Midas and the Kingdom of All fell by the wayside after Cleopatra and August’s consummation. The angel cast out of heaven by Christ beaconed Suk to Parthage and he took the name Door.
 
Door skunked himself and toyed with the Parthagnians for his own amusement. He bestowed powers upon Xirxes and demanded regular sacrifices of Xirxes own subjects upon an altar within the modern- day Chinese province of Guangxi. Door also introduced a mutated form of Latin to Xirxes and his select known as Gip. The name of the language itself was derived from Door’s contempt of Xirxes and the Parthagenians.
 
Gip was the same language Cleopatra used to command her armies but spoken backwards. Mandarin and Cantonese derived from Gip, with Mandarin being a blend of Christen and Gip.
 
Arabic and Yiddish are both derivatives of Asian languages and Latin. As Atilla’s Huns migrated into Persia, Asian cultures converged with Egypt, the remnants of the Cannanites, and the remains of Roman outposts.
 
Atilla’s Cantonese followers tended to favor Egyptian women and his Mandarin followers tended to favor Cannanites. Atilla himself spoke perfect English. He was self-taught. His given name was Just Joe and lies and rumors have been spread about him for centuries.
 
 
SPANISH
The Spanish language began to take form after David was murdered and Midas’ kingdom began to dissipate. Four hundred of David’s men were captured by Cleopatra and delivered to Midas for sacrifice and torture. Midas’ placed David’s men against one another in contests of capitulation and the men that capitulated suffered excruciating deaths at the hands of Oxbow.
 
Augustus Caesar routinely visited the Kingdom of All before the contests and divided Midas’ tribesmen into two camps: AOGsmen and SOGSmen by taking and placing wagers with Midas’ tribesmen. Caesar made heroes of some and villains of others. AOGsmen retained a modicum of Christendom and wagered for their heroes. SOGsmen had been foully corrupted by Suk and bet for the villans.
 
Cleopatra’s armies began enslaving AOGsmen in 6650BC to work quarries in and around Egypt and SOGsmen served as their overseers, and in 4224BC Caesar and the Roman Empire began purchasing AOGsmen from Cleopatra to compete in Gladatorial games.
 
Caesar matched malnourished and fatigued AOGsmen against well-rested SOGsmen within Rome’s Colosseum and the practice soon spread to provincial Rome. AOGsmen subsequently migrated west and northwest away from Cleopatra and the Egyptians, and eventually reached Tangiers and the Strait of Gibraltar.
 
The roots of modern-day Spanish trace to Zimbabwe and to cannabis. A band of archers and slingers from the House of Saxberg that betrayed David before his murder were rewarded with lands in Zimbabwe by Midas with the approval of Cleopatra in 1776BC. They became known as the Tanzanians.
 
The Tanzanians had performed gruesome acts for Oxbow and Midas and continued the practices as they settled Zimbabwe and annexed Botswana, Nambia, Angola, and Tanzania. Canabis as derived from rolling rival tribeswomen in grass, submerging them alive in tar until their carcasses rotted, and then re-rolling pieces of their flesh in parchment. The Tazanians smoked the hoodoo and conjoined with both Door and Lucifer in the process.
 
Lucifer is and was the mortal spirit of Moses intertwined with Augustus Caesar’s and the angel cast out of heaven by Christ. Moses disappeared from Jerusalem after delivering Israel to the Holy Lands marveled at what he had wrought. He also partook of vestal virgins born to the Israelites and coaxed naïve and willing Israelite juveniles into turning away from Christ and creating a messianic law system of their own.
 
Those who followed Lucifer became known as the Cannanities. The name Cannanite originated through a Tanzanian that shared his hoodoo with Moses after the Tanzanian confessed to a murder. It was a morbid allegorical for Cain-and-I. The roots of Spanish are largely acronym-based and many of the words have gruesome and graphic origins much like the word Cannanite.
 
Tanzanians created a language of their own in much the same way and it formed the basis of Spanish. In 535AD they also began trading with profiteers from Belgium and Holland and contaminated the English language in the process.
 
In 538AD Pope Vigilanus rewarded three Tanzan familes with Dutchies in Cordova, Cartagena, and Ceuta that had once belonged to Noah’s son Atom.
 
Atom had served as a Proconsul to Rome’s Emperor Tiberius and was murdered the Emperor Nero much like the movie Gladiator portrays. Unlike the movie, Atom wasn’t married at the time. He only occupied the lands.
 
Atom had traversed the earth eastward on foot after Noah passed away in 11247BC and was placed into a amnesia-like state by a godchild of Emperor Augustus Caesar Aphrodite in 7673BC.
 
Atom had resisted Aphrodite’s advances and she cursed him to eighteen lives in the process. Bess Throckmorton did much the same to Noah in 1822 and again in 1948 after she learned that Atom had married a woman he met in grade school Harrisburg, Pennsylvania in 1898.
 
The names of the three families rewarded with the Dutchies were Gomes, Lopes, and Guano. These three families and their aristocracies formalized the Spanish vocabulary for trade purposes. They spoke Spanish with one another in the presence of foreigners to confuse and frighten their trading partners.
 
 
 
DUTCH AND GERMAN
The Dutch and Belgian profiteers that partook in hoodoo with the Tanzanians also fornicated with Tanzanian women offered them by the Tansanians. The profiteers were infected with a disease that polluted their tongues and their minds in the process.
 
The Dutch language arose from these transgressions and spread into Germania in 1123AD after the Apostle Phillip fornicated with the wife and sister of Baron Gustov von Eindhoven. The Germanic language took form soon after in much the same way Spanish had with the Tanzanians.
 
Eindhoven learned of the affairs in 1188AD and murdered his wife, his sister Olga, and his Olga’s entire family. Eindhoven committed suicide afterward and his soul was captured by the angel cast out of heaven by Christ in the process. He was rebirthed 1201AD and promised an eternity of vengeance upon those he despised but cursed with the ovaries of an avian.
 
Between 1211AD and 1389AD Eindhoven poisoned breweries throughout Scandanavia and Germany by urinating into their batcheries. The tongues of men and women that consumed the distilled spirits were poisioned muc like the Tanzanians as was their thinking.
 
The roots of the Germanic language are acronym based much like Spanish. Americans and the Dutch often snide Germans for their humor and much of the disparagement is warranted. Few Germans speak German in the privacy of their homes. The language is deliberately confusing, and dialectics play a large part in the communication. All of this is a byproduct of Eindhoven’s poisoning of the butcheries during the 13th and 14th centuries.
 
The Apostle Phillip died in 1197AD of consumption and dissipated into dust the day he died. The last Eindhoven dissipated into dust earlier this month. That was Michael Eindhoven. He was also known as Ed Harris, Jean-Jacques Annaud, Gary Nolan, and Edward Berger.
 
 
RUSSIAN
The roots of the Russian language also trace to the Eindhoven estate. In 1389 Vasily I Dmitriyevich ascended to the throne of Moscow and began to consolidate Eastern European city states in a bloody reign of rule. In 1883 he traveled to the Austrian Alps and met with Baron von Eindhoven, and Eindhoven offered his castle to the Barron.
 
A year later Eindhoven also introduced the Tsar to Cleopatra. The angel cast out of heaven by Christ had re-manifested Cleopatra through a prepubescent woman of French heritage named given to the Baron by France’s King Louis VIII. The woman’s name was Celeste.
 
Over the next twenty-seven years Eindhoven, Cleopatra, Lucifer, and the angel cast out of heaven by Christ proceeded to corrupt Vasily through anise and the blood of Eastern European noblemen. The Tsar murdered twenty-two such men upon an altar in the castle’s bedroom chamber, drank their blood, and consummated their sacrifices with Cleopatra afterward.
 
The souls of those twenty-two noblemen were consumed during the consummations and the souls of their families were encased within Faberge eggs forged by Baron Gustov von Eindhoven himself. Eindhoven proceeded to sell the eggs to every future Tsar of Russia except Katherine the Great who refused the offer.
 
The Russian language and the Russian alphabet took form out of Cleopatra and Vaciliy’s consummations and spread across the empire in 1408AD after the twenty-first sacrifice.
 
Upon the twenty-first sacrifice billions of bats were birthed within the castle. The bats proceeded to wreak havoc across all of mainland Europe in the search for a son of Israel that was yet to be born.
 
For forty days straight the bats blocked out the sun within Austria, Czechoslovakia, and Romania and infected everything they bit. Every animal bit by he bats died and all but one woman bit by the bats died. That woman was a Parthagenian princess named Athenia who was on an ambassadorship within Constantinople when the bats were birthed.
 
The peasantry and Moscow’s Orthodoxy took to the Russian language and the bat infections polluted the spatial conceptualization of both nouns and verbs. Vodka is required to grasp the meaning of most Russian phrases and idioms.
 
As rumors of Vasily’s bloodlust spread, he became known as Vlad the Impaler. Christ himself descended from the Heavens in 1411AD and killed Vascily outside the walls of Eindhoven’s castle. All but the foundation of the castle collapsed into the Danube River and was swept downstream into the Black Sea.
 
 
FRENCH
The French language began to develop during the same period the Russian language took form. To appease King Phillip I and King Francis I French apothecaries birthed fthree liquors in a similar fashion to cannabis: absinthe, goldenrod, vermouth. A Belgian winery did much the same with Blue Nun. Each liquor perverted and distorted English and birthed both the French language and the French dialect.
 
To create Absinthe apothecaries abducted women that rejected King Phillip’s advances, gassed them with ether, and drown them in brandy during their menstrual cycles. The effects were much the same as the Tanzanian’s cannabis.
 
To create goldenrod apothecaries adducted men who rejected Francis I’s advances, gassed them with ether, and embalmed them in 24-carat gold. The apothecaries shaved the gold from their bodies after the victims died of asphyxiation and distilled the shavings in vodka. For homosexuals the effects were much the same as cannabis.
 
To create vermouth apothecaries added vinegar to brandy and poisoned the liquor with salts. King Phillip and King Francis I both served the liquor as an aperitif to devout Catholics and visiting dignitaries who were renowned for their faith. Both knew the scriptural implications and paid occultists to haunt their poisoned victims with apparitions I from the underworld in their dreams. Francis I shared the formula with Pope Benedict XI and the Vatican followed suit.
 
To create Blue Nun a Belgian winery owned by the Eindhoven estate harvested the body of a nun in training who had taken her own life in 1408AD. The winery dug out the nun’s eyes, planted grape shoots into her eye sockets and buried her body atop a hill in Nazareth. For the next two-hundred seventy-four years the winery added a touch of absinth to their wine before bottling the vintage.
 
Francis I served Blue Nun to men he considered attractive to poison their pheromones. He was told the formula would drive away the women in their lives and open them for lustful advances.
 
 
JAPANESE, KOREAN, AND TRULITE
The idea of a Korean language is a misnomer. The first settlers to Korea arrived in 9779BC following David’s death and the sacking of Delphi by Egyptian hoplites and the house of Saxberg. The earth froze over the year of David’s death and the traverse eastward was arduous. Most of the elders perished during the journey and their children arrived upon the Korean coast with a limited Christen vocabulary.
 
Until Sun Tzu’s birth in 4444BC Koreans maintained that vocabulary and expanded upon the language through their sensory experiences. After Sun Tzu’s birth the language became cryptic.
 
Sun Tzu herself was birthed much like Only’s second son Alon. She was a youngest of two paternal twins and she wished her older sister into a cauldron of boiling stew at the age of seven. She then consumed the stew.
 
Sun Tsu was also birthed of poverty and ascended to become the Wigchief of Seoul through cunning and guile. She renamed the lands of Seoul Korea as a threatening gesture to her rivals and her neigbors. To Sun Tzu the word effectively meant: This is mine and I’ll kill you if you dare challenge me!
 
The Trulite language became passive under Sun Tzu. Her subjects dared not challenge Sun Tzu lest they be subject to her wrath. Those that did challenge her were murdered or exiled to the Artic regions north of Trulite territory at her demand. Some were banished to the sea on rafts and some of those she banished made their way to Japan.
 
The Japanese language came about much like French, but in a naïve fashion. Japan developed much like Australia after the island of Australia was made a penal colony by the British Empire. Family rivalries developed as the population expanded and rival factions competed for territories and resources.
 
Sun Tzu had planted vegetables upon the graves of those she murdered to consume the remains of their souls. Samurai saw this as an abomination and planted wheat upon them instead.
 
The genomes of the wheat changed within the graves and gave birth to rice. The samurai saw this as good fortune and brewed the wheat to honor the memories of the soldiers that had fallen at their side in battle. The liquor had much the same effects as absinthe, producing hallucinogenic dreams and narcotic effects during hangover periods. It also poisoned the tongues and the minds of the samurai that consumed it.
 
The Japanese language developed much like Spanish and German less the humor. It is very much idiomatic. The rice liquor samurai brewed was originally known as Sah-kee-he and later shortened to Saki. In English the original meaning literally translates to: Sad he was killed.
 
The Trulite language changed dialectically after Japanese samurai invaded Korea in 1592. Sun Tzu died in 1566 and became a demigod apparition herself much like God, Aog, Sog, Satan and Lucifer. She came to be known as Onox and she haunted Taoists for four-hundred fifty-five years seven month and seven-seven days. She dissipated into dust in April of 2022 and freed her son and his father of the torture she had inflicted upon them since the day they passed away.
 
Onox gave birth to Ji Xi Ping and decimated both Seoul and the remains of Mandarin China to protect what she believed was her dynasty. She despised Kim Jun Il’s sister Kim Jung Un for her fortitude and her devotion to Christ.
 
Onox also defecated in the Isle of Mann’s primary water source of Loch Ness before she dissipated into dust last April. She cursed the British Isles in the process.
 
Those loyal to Ji Xi Ping and later to and Kim Jong Li and Kim Jung Il use passive aggressive dialectics marked by a sing-song gate whilst dissenters used a monotonic voice. Most of Christen has been worked out of the Korean language within the South and within Kim Jung Il’s inner circle and his protectorate.

“And he said to me, Son of man, eat thou whatever thing thou findest, eat thou this volume; and go thou, and speak to the sons of Israel. And I opened my mouth, and he fed me with that volume. And he said to me, Son of man, thy womb shall eat, and thine entrails shall be filled with this volume, which I give to thee. And I ate it, and it was made as sweet honey in my mouth.”
---Ezekiel 3:1-3
 
 
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Author: Erik Gagnon - Managing Partner, Chi Rho Consulting