The Last Son of Orion

“Isle, be still to me, and folks change strength; nigh they, and then speak they; nigh we together to doom. Who raised the just man from the east, and called him to follow Christ. He shall give folks in his sight, and he shall wield kings; he shall give them as dust to his sword, and as stubble ravished of the wind to his bow.”
---Isaiah 41:1-2

 The last son of Orion was born in 10005BC. His mother named him Simon of Mane. Simon for much like myself and Mane after his mother.
 
His father was a Parthagenian as were his two brothere born before him. Before the battle of Guano Orion sent Simon and his brothers to Delphi. They remained there until David’s death in 10000BC.
 
The Earth froze over after David’s death. Orion, his brothers, and a pride named Ophelia headed North toward the sun. They arrived on the island of Far in 9998BC and remained their comfortably until 8988BC.
 
That year a succubus in the service of Cleopatra named Sissyfus arrived on the island. She traveled with fourteen other succubae and her son Arthur.
 
Sissyfus abducted Orion and Ophelia’s daughter Olive to sacrifice to Cleopatra and they abandoned Arthur. Arthur wandered into their camp two days later and Simon’s brother’s cast Arthur off the cliffs at Perth.
 
Simon dove in to save Arthur and delivered him to the Isle of Mann. During his return swim to the isle of Far, Simon drown. Christ recovered Simon afterward and delivered him the island of Aruba.
 
Simon remained there until 878AD. That year a trollop from Nippon named Rita Maria arrived in Antigua and offered to swim Simon to Antigua off the Mosquito Coast.
 
Rita Maria proceeded to devour Simon after she had swum him to shore. She stuck a cottonwood branch in his carcass so she could return to it for a second meal.
 
Simon’s blood seeped into the water and the ocean froze below the 18th parallel of the Western Hemisphere. Simon’s blood formed what is known as the continent of South America today.
 
Simon’s murder also came with a curse. A whore by the name of Sun Tsu sent Rita Maria to the Americas to Cu and cap Christendom and Simon was her piece de la resistance. She retrieved Simon’s genitals and presented them Sun Tzu. Rita Maria lived eight-hundred forty more years. She married in 1948 and took the name Rita Kirst.
 
Sun Tzu sold Simon’s genitals to Malcomb Forbes a year later. Forbes proceeded to resurrect Simon a thousand times over. Forbes, those betrothed to him, and hundreds of members of the Scottish Royal Guard murdered, bound, and tortured Simon for nearly a century.
 
They hunted Simon through the Scottish Highlands and the forests of Wales. The families of McRainey and McGinley were especially vicious.
 
The fable of William Tell happens to be a macabre account of their exploits. They tied his body and head to a tree and shot arrows at him with a crossbow from a distance of 5000 meters and then closed in until they shot him in the forehead.
 
McRainey died in 1178AD and Forbes traded him back to Sun Tsu. McRainey’s body was split into seven and fed to frogs. Each frog metastasized back into forms of McGinley.
 
Sun Tsu sold all seven McRaineys back into bondage to McGinley through Malcomb Forbes Jr. McGinley named them Wade and all seven of their first names began with the letter “J”. McGinley proceeded to sodomize and torture all seven from his castle in Antwerp, Belgium for the next forty-eight years.
 
The last living Wade is Gerald Rainey. He also uses the name Gene Yarbor. He makes his home in Delta, Colorado. Forbes Jr. rebirthed McGinley in 1791 and groomed him for political office under the name James Buchannan.
 
In 1857 he became the fifteenth President of the United States and passed away from a coronary in 1868. A year later Forbes Sr. claimed Buchannan for his own amusement and renamed him Theodore Aladore McGinley. He also has used the name Jamison Parker.
 
The tale of Solomon Grundy also recounts Simon’s treatment by Malcomb Forbes and those betrothed to him. It was penned by Charlotte Webb.
 
Webb was the son of Charles Wilson Ramos. Ramos was a hired hand of the Scottish Royal Guard and Solomon Grundy recounts Ramos treatment of Simon in 1496. He is known as Oliver Platt today.
 
Webb herself was reborn in 1692. had eighteen children and all were born triplets. She gave all three sets six names: Seymour, Gordon, Worth, Paddington, Kelby, and Sam. Each would go on to surname themselves with their first name and produce four children of their own. All were born cursed.
 
Webb fed one-hundred and seven orphaned children one by one to the children she birthed. Their fates were allegorically recounted in George Orwell’s Animal Farm. He also waxed prophetically about the GCHQ in the book 1984. This would have bearing on Simon later in life.
 
Simon was rebirthed a third time in 1813 through Malcomb Forbes Jr. after McRainey shot him in the head with an arrow. Forbes Jr. renamed him Simond and placed him in an orphanage. Forbes Jr. then gifted Simon to a Danish assassin within the Weimar Eternals named Kenneth Laroche. He is known as Kevin James Spacy today.
 
Laroche attempted to train Simon as an apprentice, but Simon refused. Laroche specialized in poisons and lusted in his pursuits. He selected slow acting poisons and would taunt his victims as they withered. He insinuated he would rape their wives and their daughters after they hearts gave out and he did.
 
Laroche sold Simon into slavery to Baron Gustov von Einhoven at the age of seven. Eindhoven proceeded to torture Simon unmercifully for the next one hundred and forty-six years.
 
Eindhoven, Eindhoven’s succubae servants, and the angel cast out of heaven by Christ proceeded to lock Simon up in a test tube and dunked him in chemical compounds every day except Saturday for sixty-one years.
 
In 1874 Malcomb Forbes Jr. repurchased Simon along with Richard Dryfuss. Dryfuss burned Simon in a kettle of boiling saline until the skin fell off Simon’s body.
 
Dryfuss proceeded to make a prophylactic out of Simon’s skin. Dryfuss wore the prophylactic and Forbes Jr. hand ejaculated Dryfuss to completion.
 
Dryfuss taught classes in Austria. He proceeded to insert the semen-filled prophylactic into the cervix of a student in his how to teach kindergarden seminar and impregnated her. The student's name was Sally Strohman.
 
Stohman gave birth to the baby four months and gave Dryfuss the child in exchange for her certificate.  That student is today known as Sally Strothers.
 
The movie The Elephant Man is an embellished story derived from Simon’s life over the next twenty-four years. England’s King Edward VIII found Simon on the street and took him in as an act of benevolence.
 
Between 1874 and 1898 Simon was surgically repaired by a team of European doctors at Cambridge University’s Kensington Research Facility. Simon studied science and technology as he recovered and was placed within Great Britiain’s MI8 afterward.
 
Devices Simon developed were tested by both the British and the Germans during World War I. They were also instrumental in heling Allied forces defeat both the British and the Japanese during World War II.
 
During the Korean War, Simon uncovered a plot by the Masonic Order to overthrow the British Monarchy and install a government sympathetic to Communist regimes. Simon notified Britain’s Prime Minister Winston Churchill of the threat and a counter-espionage outfit within Eindhoven’s estate attempted to assassinate Simon. Britain’s Prince Charles Edward Lazzard commissioned the assassination attempt.
 
Simon survived the assignation attempt. Acytylchloride was poured over Simon’s body and he lost his skin again. The assassin’s name was James McDougal. He was knighted by Queen Elisabeth II and rewarded with a career in Hollywood. He took the name Sean Connery.
 
Connery dissipated into dust in September of 2021 and Eliza Victoria Pensley dissipated into dust the day she died.
 
Simon returned to Antigua after the assignation to recover. He self-studied again and learned herpetology. Simon returned to the GCHQ in 1968 and unwittingly went to work for the same people who had poisoned him in 1962. MI6 was absorbed by the GCHQ in 1958 and Malcomb Forbes Jr. and the Masonic Order took control.
 
The Masonic Order has thirty-two levels and over the past four months much of it has collapsed. Only three rook queens and the angel cast out of heaven by Christ remain. The rook queens are named Matthew Damon, Jason Bateman, and Jerry O’Connell. Bateman also goes by the name Jason Schwartzman.
 
In 1978 Simon launched an orbital space satellite for the GCHQ that tracks human movement that tracks human movement around the planet with infrared sensors. The system was featured in part in both the Jason Bourne movies and recent James Bond films.
 
The Masonic Order, the Bilderberg Group, and the British Crown have used the satellite system in their attempt to erase Christendom. They have also conducted experiments on humans as the ones Simon experienced to lesser degrees.
 
Simon continues to work for the GCHQ in full and like the man who attempted to assassinate him he has appeared in motion pictures. Unlike Connery, Simon has advocated for human rights and retained his faith. He goes by the name Simon Pegg today.

“Be on guard for yourselves and for all the flock, among which the Holy Spirit has made you overseers, to shepherd the church of Christ which He purchased with His own blood.  I know that after my departure savage wolves will come in among you, not sparing the flock; and from among your own selves men will arise, speaking perverse things to draw away the disciples after them. Therefore, be on the alert, remembering that night and day for a period of three years I did not cease to admonish each one with tears.
---Acts 20:28-30

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Author: Erik Gagnon - Managing Partner, Chi Rho Consulting