THE NBA's "Better Than Baseball Campaign"

As Xfinity Architects can attest, The Hershey Corporation has distributed 2 billion pounds of crystalized cocaine to inner-city youth throughout the world within the past month through their "Better Than Baseball Campaign" The "brand awareness effort" was designed by the same Vanderbilt University researchers that conceived of the Rhesus Monkey Experiments, Pavlovian Behavioral Theory, and Monarch Programming.

As Verizon Wireless Communications architects can attest, the Hershey's Better Than Baseball Campaign was conceived by the National Basketball Association as part of their "Global Commune Effort". The Global Commune Effort is one of the 11 tenants of the Supreme Soviet's 2030 Plan. The Supreme Soviet relocated to Laos, Cambodia from Bolshevik strongholds in the Georgian region of the Soviet Union during the 1970s.

In June of 2021, Hershey's Laboratory researchers purchased 100,000 acres within South America's San Salvador region infested with Yucca, Hershey's technicians attempted to grow malt (ne hops). upon the average. The crops turned to dust and Hershey'Board of Directors elected to liquify the Yucca.

As Hershey's Corporation custodians can attest, Hershey's extracted more than 100,000,000 pounds of pure cocaine within their Scranton, Pennsylvania facility during the first quarter of the year.

Compounded by the shortfall in their emulsifier, Hershey's Board of Directors contracted Vanderbilt University's Psychology Department to "Conduct a formula consumers will [would] crave in lesser quantities."

As Xfinity architects can attest, Vanderbilt professors voted 9-0 to "use crystal crack [sic] as a substitute for milk. The phrase "crystal crack" referred to hydracodine, hydracortisol, and hydrasorbinate. The common street term for this is "crystalized cocaine".

The Hershey Company is a subsidiary of The Hershey Corporation PLC. As accredited tax attorneys can attest, Vanderbilt University is a subsidiary of The Hershey Corporation PLC. 7 of the 11 NBA Board of Directors members are graduates of Vanderbilt University.

"The word of the Lord came to me:
'Son of man, will you judge her? Will you judge this city of bloodshed? Then confront her with all her detestable practices and say: ‘This is what the Sovereign Lord says: You city that brings on herself doom by shedding blood in her midst and defiles herself by making idols, you have become guilty because of the blood you have shed and have become defiled by the idols you have made. You have brought your days to a close, and the end of your years has come. Therefore I will make you an object of scorn to the nations and a laughingstock to all the countries. Those who are near and those who are far away will mock you, you infamous city, full of turmoil.
See how each of the princes of Israel who are in you uses his power to shed blood. In you they have treated father and mother with contempt; in you they have oppressed the foreigner and mistreated the fatherless and the widow. You have despised my holy things and desecrated my Sabbaths. In you are slanderers who are bent on shedding blood; in you are those who eat at the mountain shrines and commit lewd acts. In you are those who dishonor their father’s bed; in you are those who violate women during their period, when they are ceremonially unclean. In you one man commits a detestable offense with his neighbor’s wife, another shamefully defiles his daughter-in-law, and another violates his sister, his own father’s daughter. In you are people who accept bribes to shed blood; you take interest and make a profit from the poor. You extort unjust gain from your neighbors. And you have forgotten me', declares the Sovereign Lord.
'I will surely strike my hands together at the unjust gain you have made and at the blood you have shed in your midst.'"

---Ezekiel 22:1-13

Author: Erik Gagnon - Chi Rho Consulting